Monday, December 29, 2008

Cynthia McKinney: Humanitarian Superhero Sails for Gaza!

Cynthia McKinney: Humanitarian Superhero Sails for Gaza!
By Steve Schippert

Cue the Underdog theme music for Cynthia McKinney. "Speed of lightning, roar of thunder. Fighting all who rob or plunder. Underdog — Ahh-Ahh-AHHH! — Underdog!"

Today, our hero finds herself pitted against the Evil Israeli War Machine® as she and her noble canine crew launch a mission from Cyprus in a one-yacht armada to "defy an Israeli naval blockade" of Hamastan.

(snip)

Well, if they really intended to defy and penetrate the Israeli naval blockade while hot operations are going on (a decidedly different endeavor from what they've been doing since August), they would not be advertising the itinerary through PR releases. It's more about getting media attention than actual relief, which is why Cynthia McKinney is aboard in the first place.

The Israeli conflict at hand has two essential fronts: One of target selection and liquidation of Hamas assets and infrastructure within Gaza, and one of information warfare. The bad guys (Hamas terrorists) have more allies in the media than Israel, and as such, Hamas's often dim-witted allies have proven much more effective on the information-warfare front than the Evil Israeli War Machine®. (You could add a third, political front, but I mesh that in with the InfoWar, because they parallel so precisely.)

Count Cynthia McKinney among the dim bulbs who protest in support of Hamas (ostensibly by claiming to support the Palestinian people, of course), such as these geniuses who protested over the weekend in Toronto, Canada. Look at the pictures taken outside the Israeli embassy there by Winston, a Canadian citizen who is Iranian by birth. Note the protesters' inability to resist bringing Che Guevara flags and, not ironically, the Iranian regime's flag.

Those are Cynthia McKinney's fellow travelers. Seeking truth and justice, dontcha know, and bringing relief to Hamas, which over the weekend aired a public-service announcement on Gaza television that cried out about the Evil Israeli Target-Rich Civilian Environment® "Send them to Hell! Tear them to pieces!" and "Send them to Hell, Qassam missile!" Truly, a humanitarian cause we can all believe in.

Thank you, Cynthia. You're my hero. I dont know if you're Underdog or Mighty Mouse, but I sing it for you just the same, "Mr. Trouble never hangs around, when he hear this mighty sound: 'Here I come to save the day!' That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way."

Sail your one-yacht armada into the evil Israeli naval beast! I hear Afghanistan is next for you. You go, girl!

more...

http://tank.nationalreview.com/

UPDATE:

McKinney Relief Boat Hit by Israeli Ship

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/dekalb/stories/2008/12/29/cynthia_
mckinney_gaza.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab&imw=Y

4 Comments:

Blogger CHOMP said...

If "Miss Dim Bulb," excuse me, Cynthia McKinney gets picked up by pirates...they'll pay us millions to take her back!!!

December 29, 2008 at 11:10 PM  
Blogger FairWitness said...

MSNBC just reported her ship has been fired upon. Do you suppose she may have been in the line of fire?

December 30, 2008 at 6:13 AM  
Blogger DONAL said...

Hopefully...

December 30, 2008 at 12:34 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Poster child extraordinaire...of the Dim Bulbs United campaign.
G*D bless and MARANATHA!

tmw
Wonder if she ever took an IQ test? Or SAT?

December 31, 2008 at 4:02 AM  

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