Obama Will Fix the WORLD!

NATIONS OF THE WORLD: Please sign up for any aid you want. Feel free to put in your order for goods, services, health care, education, cars, housing, daily living expenses--and anything else you can think of. (You won't need defenses because there will be peace in the world.) Obama will now fix whatever is wrong with your country, your life, your surroundings, and your future. He'll give you the things you want. This he has promised.

BLACKS/DEMOCRATS IN AMERICA: Barack will now be buying you cars, making your house payments, paying for all your health care, giving you a free college education, paying for your utilities, making your credit card payments, and buying your insurance. Like the lady on the talk show said 'you don't have to worry now; you done sumpin' for him, and now he's gonna do sumpin' for you!' This he has promised.

SO: If you are having problems, just talk to Barack. If you need anything, just ask Barack. Yes, your life is going to change completely. Everything you ever needed, Barack will supply. Any problems you have, he will fix. He will correct all inequities from the Bush administration, and all other countries will be nice and peaceful, all the rest of your life. Your life, from now on, will be one of no wants, no pain, no work, no tears. This is the change you wanted! (And you're going to get it.)

Sit back and relax; Barack Obama is here to fix the whole world (he'll work on the Universe later, tee hee)--YES, HE CAN!